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Ludicrous or not； it nagged him。 The way thinking a stove burner might still be on sometimes nagged him when he was home； nagged until he finally got up and checked and found it cold。 Only this was worse。 Because he loved the stuff in the notebook。 Amassing graffiti…thinking about graffiti…had been his real work these last years； not selling price…code readers or frozen dinners that were really not much more than Swansons or Freezer Queens in fancy microwavable dishes。 The daffy exuberance of 'Helen Keller fucked her feller！' for instance。 Yet the notebook might be a real embarrassment once he was dead。 It would be like accidentally hanging yourself in the closet because you were experimenting with a new way of jacking off and got found that way with your shorts under your feet and shit on your ankles。 Some of the stuff in his notebook might show up in the newspaper； along with his picture。 Once upon a time he would have scoffed at the idea； but in these days； when even Bible Belt newspapers routinely speculated about a mole on the President's penis； the notion was hard to dismiss。
Burn it； then？ No； he'd set off the goddamned smoke detector。
Put it behind the picture on the wall？ The picture of the little boy with the fishing pole and the straw hat？
Alfie considered this； then nodded slowly。 Not a bad idea at all。 The Spiral notebook might stay there for years。 Then； someday in the distant future； it would drop out。 Someone…perhaps a lodger； more likely a maid…would pick it up； curious。 Would flip through it。 What would that person's reaction be？ Shock？ Amusement？ Plain old head…scratching puzzlement？ Alfie rather hoped for this last。 Because things in the notebook were puzzling。 'Elvis killed Big Pussy；' someone in Hackberry； Texas； had written。 'Serenity is being square；' someone in Rapid City； South Dakota； had opined。 And below that； someone had written； 'No； stupid； serenity=（va）2＋b； if v=serenity； a=satisfaction； and b=sexual patibility。'
Behind the picture； then。
Alfie was halfway across the room when he remembered the pills in his coat pocket。 And there were more in the glove partment of the car； different kinds but for the same thing。 They were prescription drugs； but not the sort the doctor gave you if you were feeling 。 。 。 well 。 。 。 sunny。 So the cops would search this room thoroughly for other kinds of drugs and when they lifted the picture away from the wall the notebook would drop out onto the green rug。 The things in it would look even worse； even crazier； because of the pains he had taken to hide it。
And they'd read the last thing as a suicide note； simply because it was the last thing。 No matter where he left the book； that would happen。 Sure as shit sticks to the ass of America； as some East Texas turnpike poet had once written。
'If they find it；' he said； and just like that the answer came to him。
The snow had thickened； the wind had grown even stronger； and the spark lights across the field were gone。 Alfie stood beside his snow…covered car at the edge of the parking lot with his coat billowing out in front of him。 At the farm； they'd all be watching TV by now。 The whole fam' damly。 Assuming the satellite dish hadn't blown off the barn roof； that was。 Back at his place； his wife and daughter would be arriving home from Carlene's basketball game。 Maura and Carlene lived in a world that had little to do with the interstates； or fast…food boxes blowing down the breakdown lanes and the sound of semis passing you at seventy and eighty and even ninety miles an hour like a Doppler whine。 He wasn't plaining about it （or hoped he wasn't）； he was just pointing it out。 'Nobody here even if there is；' someone in Chalk Level； Missouri； had written on a shithouse wall； and sometimes in those rest…area bathrooms there was blood； mostly just a little； but once he had seen a grimy basin under a scratched steel mirror half filled with it。 Did anyone notice？ Did anyone report such things？
In some rest areas the weather report fell constantly from overhead speakers； and to Alfie the voice giving it sounded haunted； the voice of a ghost running through the vocal cords of a corpse。 In Candy； Kansas； on Route 283； in Ness County； someone had written； 'Behold； I stand at the door and knock；' to which someone else had added； 'If your not from Pudlishers Cleering House go away you Bad Boy。'
Alfie stood at the edge of the pavement； gasping a little because the air was so cold and full of snow。 In his left hand he held the Spiral notebook； bent almost double。 There was no need to destroy it； after all。 He would simply throw it into Farmer John's east field； here on the west side of Lincoln。 The wind would help him。 The notebook might carry twenty feet on the fly； and the wind could tumble it even farther before it finally fetched up against the side of the furrow and was covered。 It would lie there buried all winter； long after his body had been shipped home。 In the spring； Farmer John would e out this way on his tractor； the cab filled with the music of Patty Loveless or George Jones or maybe even Clint Black； and he would plow the Spiral notebook under without seeing it and it would disappear into the scheme of things。 Always supposing there was one。 'Relax； it's all just the rinse cycle；' someone had written beside a pay phone on I…35 not far from Cameron； Missouri。
Alfie drew the book back to throw it； then lowered his arm。 He hated to let it go； that was the truth of it。 That was the bottom line everyone was always talking about。 But things were bad； now。 He raised his arm again and then lowered it again。 In his distress and indecision he began to cry without being aware of it。 The wind rushed around him； on its way to wherever。 He couldn't go on living the way he had been living； he knew that much。 Not one more day。 And a shot in the mouth would be easier than any living change； he knew that； too。 Far easier than struggling to write a book few people （if any at all） were likely to read。 He raised his arm again； cocked the hand with the notebook in it back to his ear like a pitcher preparing to throw a fastball； then stood like that。 An idea had occurred to him。 He would count to sixty。 If the spark lights of the farmhouse reappeared at any time during that count； he would try to write the book。
To write a book like that； he thought； you'd have to begin by talking about how it was to measure distance in green mile markers； and the very width of the land； and how the wind sounded when you got out of your car at one of those rest areas in Oklahoma or North Dakota。 How it sounded almost like words。 You'd have to explicate the silence； and how the bathrooms always smelled of piss and the great hollow farts of departed travellers； and how in that silence the voices on the walls began to speak。 The voices of those who had written and then moved on。 The telling would hurt； but if the wind dropped and the spark lights of the farm came back； he'd do it anyway。
If they didn't he'd throw the notebook into the field； go back into Room 190 （just hang a left at the Snax machine）； and shoot himself； as planned。
Either way。 Either way。
Alfie stood there counting to sixty inside his head； waiting to see if the wind would drop。
I like to drive； and I'm particularly addicted to those long interstate barrels where you see nothing but prairies to either side and a cinderblock rest area every forty miles or so。 Rest…area bathrooms are always full of graffiti； some of it extremely weird。 I started to collect these dispatches from nowhere； keeping them in a pocket notebook； got others off the Internet （there are two or three websites dedicated to them）； and finally found the story in which they belonged。 This is it。 I don't know if it's good or not； but I cared very much for the lonely man at its center and really hope things turned out okay for him。 In the first draft things did； but Bill Buford of The New Yorker suggested a more ambiguous ending。 He was probably right； but we could all say a prayer for the Alfie Zimmers of the world。
THE DEATH OF
JACK HAMILTON
Want you to get one thing straight from the start： wasn't nobody on earth didn't like my pal Johnnie Dillinger； except Melvin Purvis of the F。B。I。 Purvis was J。 Edgar Hoover's right…hand man； and he hated Johnnie like poison。 Everyone else…well； Johnnie had a way of making folks like him； that's all。 And he had a way of making people laugh。 God makes it e right in the end； that's something he used to say。 And how can you not like a guy with that kind of philosophy？
But people don't want to let a man like that die。 You'd be surprised how many folks still say it wasn't Johnnie the Feds knocked down in Chicago beside the Biograph Theater on July 22； 1934。 After all； it was Melvin Purvis who'd been in charge of hunting Johnnie down； and； besides being mean； Purvis was a goddam fool （the sort of man who'd try to piss out a window without remembering to open it first）。 You won't hear no better from me； either。 Little fag of a dandy； how I hated him！ How we all did！
We got away from Purvis and the Gees after the shootout at Little Bohemia； Wisconsin…all of us！ The biggest mystery of the year was how that goddam pansy ever kept his job。 Johnnie once said； 'J。 Edgar probably can't get that good a blow job from a dame。' How we laughed！ Sure； Purvis got Johnnie in the end； but only after setting an ambush outside the Biograph and shooting him in the back while he was running down an alley。 He fell down in the muck and the cat shit and said； 'How's this； then？' and died。
Still folks won't believe it。 Johnnie was handsome； they say； looked almost like a movie star。 The fella the Gees shot outside the Biograph had a fat face； all swollen up and bloated like a cooked sausage。 Johnnie was barely thirty…one； they say； and the mug the cops shot that night looked forty； easy！ Also （and here they drop their voices to a whisper）； everyone knows John Dillinger had a pecker the size of a Louisville Slugger。 That fella Purvis ambushed outside the Biograph didn't have nothing but the standard six inches。 And then there's the matter of that scar on his upper lip。 You can see it clear as day in the morgue photographs （like the one where some yo…yo is holding up my old pal's head and looking all solemn； as if to tell the world once and for all that Crime Does Not Pay）。 The scar cuts the side of Johnnie's mustache in two。 Everyone knows John Dillinger never had a scar like that； people say； just look at any of the other pictures。 God knows there's enough of them。
There's even a book that says Johnnie didn't die…that he lived on long after the rest of his running buddies； and finished up in Mexico； living in a haci and pleasing any number of se？oras and se？oritas with his oversized tool。 The book claims that my old pal died on Novem…ber 20； 1963…two days before Kennedy…at the ripe old age of sixty； and it wasn't no federal bullet that took him off but a plain old heart attack； that John Dillinger died in bed。
It's a nice story； but it ain't true。
Johnnie's face looks big in those last photos because he'd really packed on the pounds。 He was the type who eats when he's nervous； and after Jack Hamilton died； in Aurora； Illinois； Johnnie felt he was next。 Said as much； in that gravel pit where we took poor old Jack。
As for his tool…well； I'd known Johnnie ever since we met at Pendleton Reformatory in Indiana。 I saw him dressed and undressed； and Homer Van Meter is here to tell you that he had a good one； but not an especially great one。 （I'll tell you who had a great one； if you want to know： Dock Barker…the mama's boy！ Ha！）
Which brings me to the scar on Johnnie's upper lip； the one you can see cutting through his mustache in those pictures where he's lying on the cooling board。 The reason the scar doesn't show in any of Johnnie's other pictures is that he got it near the end。 It happened in Aurora； while Jack （Red） Hamilton； our old pal； was on his deathbed。 That's what I want to tell you about： how Johnnie Dillinger got the scar on his upper lip。
Me and Johnnie and Red Hamilton got away from the Little Bohemia shootout through the kitchen windows in back； m