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his minicorder； which was charred a bit but not even close to destroyed。 The fascinating thing about the narration was how little narration there was。 And how odd it became。
The minicorder had been a present from his ex…wife； with whom he had remained friendly； five years before。 On his first 'case expedition' （the Rilsby farm in Kansas） he had taken it almost as an afterthought； along with five yellow legal pads and a leather case filled with sharpened pencils。 By the time he reached the door of room 1408 in the Hotel Dolphin three books later； he came with a single pen and notebook； plus five fresh ninety…minute cassettes in addition to the one he had loaded into the machine before leaving his apartment。
He had discovered that narration served him better than note…taking； he was able to catch anecdotes； some of them pretty damned great； as they happened…the bats that had dive…bombed him in the supposedly haunted tower of Gartsby Castle； for instance。 He had shrieked like a girl on her first trip through a carny haunted house。 Friends hearing this were invariably amused。
The little tape recorder was more practical than written notes； too； especially when you were in a chilly New Brunswick graveyard and a squall of rain and wind collapsed your tent at three in the morning。 You couldn't take very successful notes in such circumstances； but you could talk 。 。 。 which was what Mike had done； gone on talking as he struggled out of the wet； flapping canvas of his tent； never losing sight of the minicorder's forting red eye。 Over the years and the 'case expeditions；' the Sony minicorder had bee his friend。 He had never recorded a first…hand account of a true supernatural event on the filament…thin ribbon of tape running between its reels； and that included the broken ments he made while in 1408； but it was probably not surprising that he had arrived at such feelings of affection for the gadget。 Long…haul truckers e to love their Kenworths and Jimmy…Petes； writers treasure a certain pen or battered old typewriter； professional cleaning ladies are loath to give up the old Electrolux。 Mike had never had to stand up to an actual ghost or psychokinetic event with only the minicorder…his version of a cross and a bunch of garlic…to protect him； but it had been there on plenty of cold； unfortable nights。 He was hardheaded； but that didn't make him inhuman。
His problems with 1408 started even before he got into the room。
The door was crooked。
Not by a lot； but it was crooked； all right； canted just the tiniest bit to the left。 It made him think first of scary movies where the director tried to indicate mental distress in one of the characters by tipping the camera on the point…of…view shots。 This association was followed by another one…the way doors looked when you were on a boat and the weather was a little heavy。 Back and forth they went； right and left they went； tick and tock they went； until you started to feel a bit woozy in your head and stomach。 Not that he felt that way himself； not at all； but …
Yes； I do。 Just a little。
And he would say so； too； if only because of Olin's insinuation that his attitude made it impossible for him to be fair in the undoubtedly subjective field of spook journalism。
He bent over （aware that the slightly woozy feeling in his stomach left as soon as he was no longer looking at that subtly off…kilter door）； unzipped the pocket on his overnighter； and took out his minicorder。 He pushed RECORD as he straightened up； saw the little red eye go on； and opened his mouth to say； 'The door of room 1408 offers its own unique greeting； it appears to have been set crooked； tipped slightly to the left。'
He said The door； and that's all。 If you listen to the tape； you can hear both words clearly； The door and then the click of the STOP button。 Because the door wasn't crooked。 It was perfectly straight。 Mike turned； looked at the door of 1409 across the hall； then back at the door of 1408。 Both doors were the same； white with gold number…plaques and gold doorknobs。 Both perfectly straight。
Mike bent； picked up his overnight case with the hand holding the minicorder； moved the key in his other hand toward the lock； then stopped again。
The door was crooked again。
This time it tilted slightly to the right。
'This is ridiculous；' Mike murmured； but that woozy feeling had already started in his stomach again。 It wasn't just like seasickness； it was seasickness。 He had crossed to England on the QE2 a couple of years ago； and one night had been extremely rough。 What Mike remembered most clearly was lying on the bed in his stateroom； always on the verge of throwing up but never quite able to do it。 And how the feeling of nauseated vertigo got worse if you looked at a doorway 。 。 。 or a table 。 。 。 or a chair 。 。 。 at how they would go back and forth 。 。 。 right and left 。 。 。 tick and tock 。 。 。
This is Olin's fault； he thought。 Exactly what he wants。 He built you up for it； buddy。 He set you up for it。 Man； how he'd laugh if he could see you。 How …
His thoughts broke off as he realized Olin very likely could see him。 Mike looked back down the corridor toward the elevator； barely noticing that the slightly whoopsy feeling in his stomach left the moment he stopped staring at the door。 Above and to the left of the elevators； he saw what he had expected： a closed…circuit camera。 One of the house dicks might be looking at it this very moment； and Mike was willing to bet that Olin was right there with him； both of them grinning like apes。 Teach him to e in here and start throwing his weight and his lawyer around； Olin says。 Lookit him！ the security man replies； grinning more widely than ever。 White as a ghost himself； and he hasn't even touched the key to the lock yet。 You got him； boss！ Got him hook； line； and sinker！
Damned if you do； Mike thought。 I stayed in the Rilsby house； slept in the room where at least two of them were killed…and I did sleep； whether you believed it or not。 I spent a night right next to Jeffrey Dahmer's grave and another two stones over from H。 P。 Lovecraft's； I brushed my teeth next to the tub where Sir David Smythe supposedly drowned both of his wives。 I stopped being scared of campfire stories a long time ago。 I'll be damned if you do！
He looked back at the door and the door was straight。 He grunted； pushed the key into the lock； and turned it。 The door opened。 Mike stepped in。 The door did not swing slowly shut behind him as he felt for the light switch； leaving him in total darkness （besides； the lights of the apartment building next door shone through the window）。 He found the switch。 When he flicked it； the overhead light； enclosed in a collection of dangling crystal ornaments； came on。 So did the standing lamp by the desk on the far side of the room。
The window was above this desk； so someone sitting there writing could pause in his work and look out on Sixty…first Street 。 。 。 or jump out on Sixty…first； if the urge so took him。 Except …
Mike set down his bag just inside the door； closed the door； and pushed RECORD again。 The little red light went on。
'According to Olin； six people have jumped from the window I'm looking at；' he said； 'but I won't be taking any dives from the fourteenth…excuse me； the thirteenth…floor of the Hotel Dolphin tonight。 There's an iron or steel mesh grille over the outside。 Better safe than sorry。 1408 is what you'd call a junior suite； I guess。 The room I'm in has two chairs； a sofa； a writing desk； a cabinet that probably contains the TV and maybe a minibar。 Carpet on the floor is unremarkable…not a patch on Olin's； believe me。 Wallpaper； ditto。 It 。 。 。 wait 。 。 。'
At this point the listener hears another click on the tape as Mike hits the STOP button again。 All the scant narration on the tape has that same fragmentary quality； which is utterly unlike the other hundred and fifty or so tapes in his literary agent's possession。 In addition； his voice grows steadily more distracted； it is not the voice of a man at work； but of a perplexed individual who has begun talking to himself without realizing it。 The elliptical nature of the tapes and that growing verbal distraction bine to give most listeners a distinct feeling of unease。 Many ask that the tape be turned off long before the end is reached。 Mere words on a page cannot adequately convey a listener's growing conviction that he is hearing a man lose； if not his mind； then his hold on conventional reality； but even the flat words themselves suggest that something was happening。
What Mike had noticed at that point were the pictures on the walls。 There were three of them： a lady in twenties…style evening dress standing on a staircase； a sailing ship done in the fashion of Currier & Ives； and a still life of fruit； the latter painted with an unpleasant yellow…orange cast to the apples as well as the oranges and bananas。 All three pictures were in glass frames and all three were crooked。 He had been about to mention the crookedness on tape； but what was so unusual； so worthy of ment； about three off…kilter pictures？ That a door should be crooked 。 。 。 well； that had a little of that old Cabinet of Dr。 Caligari charm。 But the door hadn't been crooked； his eyes had tricked him for a moment； that was all。
The lady on the stairs tilted left。 So did the sailing ship； which showed bell…bottomed British tars lining the rail to watch a school of flying fish。 The yellowish…orange fruit…to Mike it looked like a bowl of fruit painted by the light of a suffocating equatorial sun； a Paul Bowles desert sun…tilted to the right。 Although he was not ordinarily a fussy man； he circled the room； setting them straight。 Looking at them crooked like that was making him feel a touch nauseated again。 He wasn't entirely surprised； either。 One grew susceptible to the feeling； he had discovered that on the QE 2。 He had been told that if one persevered through that period of increased susceptibility； one usually adapted 。 。 。 'got your sealegs；' some of the old hands still said。 Mike hadn't done enough sailing to get his sealegs； nor cared to。 These days he stuck with his land legs； and if straightening the three pictures in the unremarkable sitting room of 1408 would settle his midsection； good for him。
There was dust on the glass covering the pictures。 He trailed his fingers across the still life and left two parallel streaks。 The dust had a greasy； slippery feel。 Like silk just before it rots was what came into his mind； but he was damned if he was going to put that on tape； either。 How was he supposed to know what silk felt like just before it rotted？ It was a drunk's thought。
When the pictures were set to rights； he stepped back and surveyed them in turn： the evening…dressed lady by the door leading into the bedroom； the ship plying one of the seven seas to the left of the writing desk； and finally the nasty （and quite badly painted） fruit by the TV cabinet。 Part of him expected that they would be crooked again； or fall crooked as he looked at them…that was the way things happened in movies like House on Haunted Hill and in old episodes of The Twilight Zone…but the pictures remained perfectly straight； as he had fixed them。 Not； he told himself； that he would have found anything supernatural or paranormal in a return to their former crooked state； in his experience； reversion was the nature of things…people who had given up smoking （he touched the cigarette cocked behind his ear without being aware of it） wanted to go on smoking； and pictures that had been hanging crooked since Nixon was President wanted to go on hanging crooked。 And they've been here a long time； no doubt about that； Mike thought。 If I lifted them away from the walls； I'd see lighter patches on the wallpaper。 Or bugs squirming out； the way they do when you turn over a rock。
There was something both shocking and nasty about this idea； it came with a vivid image of blind white bugs oozing out of the pale and formerly protected wallpaper like living pus。
Mike raised the minicorder； pushed RECORD； and said： 'Olin has certainly started a train of thought in my head。 Or a chain of thought； which is it？ He set out to give me the heebie…jeebies； and he certainly succeede