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Druids？' said Trymon。 'I wonder 。 。 。'
'Are you all right？' said Twoflower。 Rincewind opened his eyes。
The wizard sat up hurriedly and grabbed Twoflower by the shirt。
'I want to leave here！' he said urgently。 'Right now！'
'But there's going to be an ancient and traditional ceremony I'
'I don't care how ancient！ I want the feel of honest cobbles under my feet； I want the old familiar smell of cesspits； I want to go where there's lots of people and fires and roofs and walls and friendly things like that！ I want to go home！'
He found that he had this sudden desperate longing for the fuming； smoky streets of Ankh…Morpork； which was always at its best in the spring； when the gummy sheen on the turbid waters of the Ankh River had a special iridescence and the eaves were full of birdsong； or at least birds coughing rhythmically。
A tear sprang to his eye as he recalled the subtle play of light on the Temple of Small Gods； a noted local landmark； and a lump came to his throat when he remembered the fried fish stall on the junction of Midden Street and The Street of Cunning Artificers。 He thought of the gherkins they sold there； great green things lurking at the bottom of their jar like drowned whales。 They called to Rincewind across the miles； promising to introduce him to the pickled eggs in the next jar。
He thought of the cosy livery stable lofts and warm gratings where he spent his nights。 Foolishly； he had sometimes jibed at this way of life。 It seemed incredible now； but he had found it boring。
Now he'd had enough。 He was going home。 Pickled gherkins； I hear you calling 。 。 。
He pushed Twoflower aside； gathered his tattered robe around him with great dignity； set his face towards that area of horizon he believed to contain the city of his birth； and with intense determination and considerable absentmindedness stepped right off the top of a thirty…foot trilithon。
Some ten minutes later； when a worried and rather contrite Twoflower dug him out of the large snowdrift at the base of the stones； his expression hadn't changed。
Twoflower peered at him。
'Are you all right？' he said。 'How many fingers am I holding up？'
'I want to go home！'
'Okay。'
'No； don't try and talk me out of it； I've had enough； I'd like to say it's been great fun but I can't； and … what？'
'I said okay；' said Twoflower。 'I'd quite like to see Ankh…Morpork again。 I expect they've rebuilt quite a lot of it by now。'
It should be noted that the last time the two of them had seen the city it was burning quite fiercely； a fact which had a lot to do with Twoflower introducing the concept of fire insurance to a venial but ignorant populace。 But devastating fires were a regular feature of Morporkian life and it had always been cheerfully and meticulously rebuilt； using the traditional local materials of tinder…dry wood and thatch waterproofed with tar。
'Oh；' said Rincewind； deflating a bit。 'Oh； right。 Right then。 Good。 Perhaps we'd better be off； then。'
He scrambled up and brushed the snow off himself。
'Only I think we should wait until morning；' added Twoflower。
'Why？'
'Well； because it's freezing cold； we don't really know where we are； the Luggage has gone missing； it's getting dark…'
Rincewind paused。 In the deep canyons of his mind he thought he heard the distant rustle of ancient paper。 He had a horrible feeling that his dreams were going to be very repetitive from now on； and he had much better things to do than be lectured by a bunch of ancient spells who couldn't even agree on how the Universe began …
A tiny dry voice at the back of his brain said： What things？
'Oh； shut up；' he said。
'I only said it's freezing cold and…' Twoflower began。
'I didn't mean you； I meant me。'
'What？'
'Oh； shut up；' said Rincewind wearily。 'I don't suppose there's anything to eat around here？'
The giant stones were black and menacing against the dying green light of sunset。 The inner circle was full of druids； scurrying around by the light of several bonfires and tuning up all the necessary peripherals of a stone puter； like rams' skulls on poles topped with mistletoe； banners embroidered with twisted snakes and so on。 Beyond the circles of firelight a large number of plains people had gathered； druidic festivals were always popular； especially when things went wrong。 Rincewind stared at them。
'What's going on？'
'Oh； well；' said Twoflower enthusiastically； 'apparently there's this ceremony dating back for thousands of years to celebrate the； um； rebirth of the moon； or possibly the sun。 No； I'm pretty certain it's the moon。 Apparently it's very solemn and beautiful and invested with a quiet dignity。'
Rincewind shivered。 He always began to worry when Twoflower started to talk like that。 At least he hadn't said 'picturesque' or 'quaint' yet； Rincewind had never found a satisfactory translation for those words； but the nearest he had been able to e was 'trouble'。
'I wish the Luggage was here；' said the tourist regretfully。 'I could use my picture box。 It sounds very quaint and picturesque。'
The crowd stirred expectantly。 Apparently things were about to start。
'Look；' said Rincewind urgently。 'Druids are priests。 You must remember that。 Don't do anything to upset them。'
'But…'
'Don't offer to buy the stones。'
'But I…'
'Don't start talking about quaint native folkways。'
'I thought…'
'Really don't try to sell them insurance； that always upsets them。'
'But they're priests！' wailed Twoflower。 Rincewind paused。
'Yes；' he said。 That's the whole point； isn't it？'
At the far side of the outer circle some sort of procession was forming up。
'But priests are good kind men；' said Twoflower。 'At home they go around with begging bowls。 It's their only possession；' he added。
'Ah；' said Rincewind； not certain he understood。 This would be for putting the blood in； right？'
'Blood？'
'Yes； from sacrifices。' Rincewind thought about the priests he had known at home。 He was； of course； anxious not to make an enemy of any god and had attended any number of temple functions and； on the whole； he thought that the most accurate definition of any priest in the Circle Sea Regions was someone who spent quite a lot of time gory to the armpits。
Twoflower looked horrified。
'Oh no；' he said。 'Where I e from priests are holy men who have dedicated themselves to lives of poverty； good works and the study of the nature of God。'
Rincewind considered this novel proposition。
'No sacrifices？' he said。
'Absolutely not。'
Rincewind gave up。 'Well；' he said； 'they don't sound very holy to me。'
There was a loud blarting noise from a band of bronze trumpets。 Rincewind looked around。 A line of druids marched slowly past； their long sickles hung with sprays of mistletoe。 Various junior druids and apprentices followed them； playing a variety of percussion instruments that were traditionally supposed to drive away evil spirits and quite probably succeeded。
Torchlight made excitingly dramatic patterns on the stones； which stood ominously against the green…lit sky。 Hubwards； the shimmering curtains of the aurora coriolis began to wink and glitter among the stars as a million ice rystals danced in the Disc's magical field。
'Belafon explained it all to me；' whispered Twoflower。 We're going to see a time…honoured ceremony that celebrates the Oneness of Man with the Universe； that was what he said。'
Rincewind looked sourly at the procession。 As the druids spread out around a great flat stone that dominated the centre of the circle he couldn't help noticing the attractive if rather pale young lady in their midst。 She wore a long white robe； a gold torc around her neck； and an expression of vague apprehension。
'Is she a druidess？' said Twoflower。
'I don't think so；' said Rincewind slowly。
The druids began to chant。 It was； Rincewind felt； a particularly nasty and rather dull chant which sounded very much as if it was going to build up to an abrupt crescendo。 The sight of the young woman lying down on the big stone didn't do anything to derail his train of thought。
'I want to stay；' said Twoflower。 'I think ceremonies like this hark back to a primitive simplicity which…'
Yes； yes；' said Rincewind； 'but they're going to sacrifice her； if you must know。'
Twoflower looked at him in astonishment。
'What； kill her？'
'Yes。'
'Why？'
'Don't ask me。 To make the crops grow or the moon rise or something。 Or maybe they're just keen on killing people。 That's religion for you。'
He became aware of a low humming sound； not so much heard as felt。 It seemed to be ing from the stone next to them。 Little points of light flickered under its surface； like mica specks。
Twoflower was opening and shutting his mouth。
'Can't they just use flowers and berries and things？' he said。 'Sort of symbolic？'
'Nope。'
'Has anyone ever tried？'
Rincewind sighed。 'Look；' he said。 'No self…respecting High Priest is going to go through all the business with the trumpets and the processions and the banners and everything； and then shove his knife into a daffodil and a couple of plums。 You've got to face it； all this stuff about golden boughs and the cycles of nature and stuff just boils down to sex and violence； usually at the same time。'
To his amazement Twoflower's lip was trembling。 Twoflower didn't just look at the world through rose…tinted spectacles； Rincewind knew … he looked at it through a rose…tinted brain； too； and heard it through rose…tinted ears。
The chant was rising inexorably to a crescendo。 The head druid was testing the edge of his sickle and all eyes were turned to the finger of stone on the snowy hills beyond the circle where the moon was due to make a guest appearance。
'It's no use you…'
But Rincewind was talking to himself。
However； the chilly landscape outside the circle was not entirely devoid of life。 For one thing a party of wizards was even now drawing near； alerted by Trymon。
But a small and solitary figure was also watching from the cover of a handy fallen stone。 One of the Disc's greatest legends watched the events in the stone circle with considerable interest。
He saw the druids circle and chant； saw the chief druid I raise his sickle 。 。 。'
Heard the voice。
'I say！ Excuse me！ Can I have a word？'
Rincewind looked around desperately for a way of escape。 There wasn't one。 Twoflower was standing by the altar stone with one finger in the air and an attitude of polite determination。
Rincewind remembered one day when Twoflower had thought a passing drover was beating his cattle too hard； and the case he had made for decency towards animals had left Rincewind severely trampled and lightly gored。 The druids were looking at Twoflower with the kind of expression normally reserved for mad sheep or the sudden appearance of a rain of frogs。 Rincewind couldn't quite hear what Twoflower was saying； but a few phrases like 'ethnic folkways' and 'nuts and flowers' floated across the hushed circle。
Then fingers like a bunch of cheese straws clamped over the wizard's mouth and an extremely sharp cutting edge pinked his adams apple and a damp voice right by his ear said； 'Not a shound； or you ish a dead man。'
Rincewind's eyes swivelled in their sockets as if trying to find a way out。
'If you don't want me to say anything； how will you know I understand what you just said？' he hissed。
'Shut up and tell me what that other idiot ish doing！'
'No； but look； if I've got to shut up； how can I…' The knife at his throat became a hot streak of pain and Rincewind decided to give logic a miss。
'His name's Twoflower。 He isn't from these parts。'
'Doeshn't look like it。 Friend of yoursh？'
'We've got this sort of hate…hate relationship； yes。'
Rincewind couldn't see his captor； but by the feel of it he had a body made of coathangers。 He also smelt strongly of peppermints。
'He hash got guts； I'll give him that。 Do exshactly what I shay and it ish just poshible he won't end up with them wrapped around a shtone。'
'Urrr。'
'They're not very ecumenical around here； you shee。'
It was at that moment that the moon； in due obedience to the laws of persuasion； rose； although in deference to he laws of puting it wasn't anywh