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shirked their responsibilities and avoided going to court with the excuse that
 ̄it¨s only voluntary�察亜�and as a result the pressing concerns of those I¨m trying
to help are being pletely disregarded。 ̄
^Well�察院�said the Imam Effendi�察 �why don¨t you loosen your purse´strings a
little more�拭院�
I took out my pouch and showed him the Veian gold pieces huddled
within�此 �The broad space of the mosque courtyard�察 �the face of the preacher�察�
everything was suddenly illuminated by the glimmer of gold。 He asked me
what my dilemma was all about。
I explained who I was。 ^Enishte Effendi is ill�察院�I confided。 ^Before he dies�察�he
wants his daughter¨s widowhood certified and an alimony to be instituted。 ̄
I didn¨t even have to mention the proxy of the ┨sk┨dar judge。 The Imam
Effendi understood at once and said the entire neighborhood had long been
troubled over the fate of hapless Shekure�察�adding that the situation had already
persisted too long。 Instead of searching for a second witness required for a
legal separation at the door of the ┨sk┨dar judge�察�the Imam Effendi suggested
his brother。 Now�察�if I were to offer an additional gold piece to the brother�察�who
lived in the neighborhood and was familiar with the predicament of Shekure
and her darling children�察�I¨d be doing a good pious turn。 After all�察�for only two
gold coins the Imam Effendi was giving me a deal on the second witness。 We
immediately agreed。 The Imam Effendi went to fetch his brother。
The rest of our day rather resembled the ^cat´and´mouse ̄ stories that I¨d
watched storytellers in Aleppo coffeehouses act out。 Because of all the
adventure and trickery�察�such stories written up as narrative poems and bound
were never taken seriously even if presented in fine calligraphy�察 �that is�察 �they
were never illustrated。 I�察 �on the other hand�察 �was quite pleased to divide our
daylong adventure into four scenes�察�imagining each in the illustrated pages of
my mind。
In the first scene�察�the miniaturist ought to depict us amid mustachioed and
muscled oarsmen�察�forging our way across the blue Bosphorus toward ┨sk┨dar
in the four´oared red longboat we¨d boarded in Unkapan�拭� The preacher and
his skinny dark´plexioned brother�察 �pleased with the surprise voyage�察 �are
engaging the oarsmen in friendly chatter。 Meanwhile�察�amid blithe dreams of
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marriage that play ceaselessly before my eyes�察�I stare deep into the waters of
the Bosphorus�察�flowing clearer than usual on this sunny winter morning�察�on
guard for an ominous sign within its currents。 I¨m afraid�察�for example�察�that I
might see the wreck of a pirate ship below。 Thus�察�no matter how joyously the
miniaturist colors the sea and clouds�察 �he ought to include something
equivalent to the darkness of my fears and as intense as my dreams of
happiness!a terrifying´looking fish�察�for example!in the depths of the water
so the reader of my adventure won¨t assume all is rosy。
Our second picture ought to show the palaces of sultans�察�the meetings of
the Divan Council of State�察 �the reception of European ambassadors�察 �and
detailed and carefully posed crowded interiors of a subtlety worthy of
Bihzad�察 �that is�察 �the picture ought to partake of playful tricks and irony。
Thereby�察 �while the Kadi Effendi apparently makes an open´handed ^halt ̄
gesture indicating ^never ̄ or ^no ̄ to my bribe�察�with his other hand he ought
to be shown obligingly pocketing my Veian gold coins�察 �and the ultimate
result of this bribe should be depicted in the same picture�此�Shahap Effendi�察�the
Shaf┨ proxy presiding in place of the ┨sk┨dar judge。 The simultaneous
depiction of sequential events could only be achieved through an intelligent
miniaturist¨s cunning facility in page position。 Thus�察 �when the observer�察�
who first sees me giving a bribe�察 �notices elsewhere in the painting that the
man sitting cross´legged on the judge¨s cushion is the proxy�察�he¨ll realize�察�even
if he hasn¨t read the story�察�that the honorable judge has temporarily given up
his office so his proxy might grant Shekure a divorce。
The third illustration should show the same scene�察 �but this time the wall
ornamentation should be darker and rendered in the Chinese style�察�the curly
branches being more intricate and dense�察 �and colorful clouds should appear
above the judge¨s proxy so the chicanery in the story might be apparent。
Though the Imam Effendi and his brother have actually testified separately
before the judge¨s proxy�察�in the illustration they are shown together explaining
how the husband of anguished Shekure hasn¨t returned from war for four
years�察�how she is in a state of destitution without a husband to look after her�察�
how her two fatherless children are perpetually in tears and hungry�察�how there
is no prospect for remarriage because she¨s still considered married�察�and how
in this state she can¨t even receive a loan without permission from her
husband。 They¨re so convincing that even a man as deaf as a stone would grant
her a divorce through a cascade of tears。 The heartless proxy�察�however�察�having
none of it�察�asks about Shekure¨s legal guardian。 After a moment of hesitation�察�I
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immediately interrupt�察�declaring that her esteemed father�察�who has served as
herald and ambassador for Our Sultan�察�is still alive。
^Until he testifies in court�察�I¨ll never grant her a divorce� 院�said the proxy。
Thereupon�察 �thoroughly flustered�察 �I explained how my Enishte Effendi was
ill�察�bed´ridden and struggling for his life�察�how his last wish to God was to see
his daughter divorced�察�and how I was his representative。
^What does she want with a divorce�拭院 �asked the proxy。 ^Why would a
dying man want to see his daughter divorced from her husband who¨s long
vanished at war anyway�拭 �Listen�察 �I¨d understand if there were a good�察�
trustworthy candidate for son´in´law�察 �because then he wouldn¨t pass away
with his wish unfulfilled。 ̄
^There is a prospect�察�sir�察院�I said。
^Who might that be�拭院�
^It is I� 院�
^e now� �You¨re the guardian¨s representative� 院�said the judge¨s proxy。
^What line of work are you in�拭院�
^In the eastern provinces�察�I served as secretary�察�chief secretary and assistant
treasurer to various pashas。 I pleted a history of the Persian wars that I
intend to present to Our Sultan。 I¨m a connoisseur of illustrating and
decoration。 I¨ve been burning with love for this woman for twenty years。 ̄
^Are you a relative of hers�拭院�
I was so embarrassed at having fallen so abruptly and unexpectedly into
groveling meekness before the judge¨s proxy�察�at having bared my life like some
dull object devoid of any mystery�察�that I fell pletely silent。
^Instead of turning beet red�察�give me an answer�察�young man�察�lest I refuse to
grant her a divorce。 ̄
^She¨s the daughter of my maternal aunt。 ̄
^Hmmm�察�I see。 Will you be able to make her happy�拭院�
When he asked the question he made a vulgar hand gesture。 The
miniaturist should omit this indelicacy。 It¨d be enough for him to show how
much I blushed。
^I make a decent living。 ̄
^As I belong to the Shaf┨ sect�察�there is nothing contrary to the Holy Book or
my creed in my granting the divorce of this unfortunate Shekure�察 �whose
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husband has been missing at the front for four years�察院�said the Proxy Effendi。
^I grant the divorce。 And I rule that her husband no longer has any
superceding rights should he return。 ̄
The subsequent illustration�察 �that is�察 �the fourth�察 �ought to depict the proxy
recording the divorce in the ledger�察 �unleashing obedient armies of black´ink
letters�察�before presenting me with the document declaring that my Shekure is
now a widow and there is no obstacle to her immediate remarriage。 Neither
by painting the walls of the courtroom red�察�nor by situating the picture within
bloodred borders could the blissful inner radiance I felt at that moment be
expressed。 Running back through the crowd of false witnesses and other men
gathering before the judge¨s door seeking divorces for their sisters�察�daughters
or even aunts�察�I set out on my return journey。
After I crossed the Bosphorus and headed directly to the Yakutlar
neighborhood�察�I dismissed both the considerate Imam Effendi�察�who wanted to
perform the marriage ceremony�察�and his brother。 Since I suspected everyone I
saw on the street of hatching some mischief out of jealousy over the incredible
happiness I was on the verge of attaining�察 �I ran straight to Shekure¨s street。
How had the ominous crows divined the presence of a body in the house and
taken to hopping around excitedly on the terra´cotta shingles�拭�I was overe
by guilt because I hadn¨t been able to grieve for my Enishte or even shed a
single tear�察 �even so�察 �I knew from the tightly closed shutters and door of the
house�察�from the silence�察�and even from the look of the pomegranate tree that
everything was proceeding as planned。
I was acting intuitively in a great haste。 I tossed a stone at the courtyard
gate but missed� �I tossed another at the house。 It landed on the roof。
Frustrated�察 �I began pelting the house with stones。 A window opened。 It was
the second´story window where four days ago�察 �on Wednesday�察 �I¨d first seen
Shekure through the branches of the pomegranate tree。 Orhan appeared�察�and
from the gap in the shutters I could hear Shekure scolding him。 Then I saw her。
For a moment�察�we gazed hopefully at each other�察�my fair lady and I。 She was so
beautiful and being。 She made a gesture that I took to mean ^wait ̄ and
shut the window。
There was still plenty of time before evening。 I waited hopefully in the
empty garden�察�awestruck by the beauty of the world�察�the trees and the muddy
street。 Before long�察�Hayriye came in�察�dressed and covered not like a servant�察�but
rather�察 �like a lady of the house。 Without nearing each other�察 �we removed
ourselves to the cover of the fig trees。
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^Everything is progressing as planned�察院 �I said to her。 I showed her the
document I¨d obtained from the proxy。 ^Shekure is divorced。 As for the
preacher from another neighborhood´ ̄ I was going to add�察 �I¨ll see to that�察院�
but instead blurted out�察 �He¨s on his way。 Shekure should be ready。 ̄
^No matter how small�察�Shekure wants a bride¨s procession�察�followed by a
neighborhood reception with a wedding repast。 We¨ve prepared a stewpot of
pilaf with almonds and dried apricots。 ̄
In her excitement�察 �she seemed prepared to tell me everything else she¨d
cooked but I cut her off。 ^If the wedding is going to be such an elaborate
affair�察院�I cautioned�察 �Hasan and his men will hear of it�察�they¨ll raid the house�察�
disgrace us�察�have the marriage nullified and we¨ll be able to do nothing about
it。 All our efforts will have been in vain。 We need to protect ourselves not only
from Hasan and his father�察�but from the devil who murdered Enishte Effendi
as well。 Aren¨t you afraid�拭院�
^How could we not be�拭院�she said and began to cry。
^You¨re not to tell anyone a thing�察院 �I said。 ^Dress Enishte in his
nightclothes�察�spread out his mattress and lay him upon it�察�not as a dead man�察�
but as though he were sick。 Arrange glasses and bottles of syrup by his head�察�
and draw the shutters closed。 Make certain there are no lamps in his room so
that he can act as Shekure¨s guardian�察 �her sick father�察 �during the ceremony。
There¨s no place now for a bride¨s procession。 You can invite a handful of
neighbors at the last minute�察 �that¨s all。 While you¨re inviting them�察 �say that
this was Enishte Effendi¨s last wish´It